Keep Your Theocracy Off My Democracy – Desk Mat
A cleaner workspace for messy arguments.
This large desk mat features the “Keep Your Theocracy Off My Democracy” design - a bold reminder that democracy works best when no one gets to turn their theology into everyone else’s law.
With plenty of room for your keyboard, mouse, notes, coffee, & the occasional existential sigh, it brings a smooth, comfortable surface to your desk while keeping the message clear: freedom of belief also means freedom from imposed belief.
Perfect for workspaces, study setups, gaming desks, writing sessions, & anyone who prefers pluralism, secular government, & evidence-based policy.
Every order helps support Holy Koolaid’s work promoting science, critical thinking, media literacy, & thoughtful skepticism.
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
- Not machine washable
- Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
- Air dry only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Thomas Westbrook
- Email: contact@support.shop.holykoolaid.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
